Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Um... Glorb?

Hello, my I ran out of things that seem to have the world "gal" but are, of course, used differently. I had noticed that Mama had her computer out when she was taking a Looong call. Me, being my mischievous (axa: MAMA!!! IK KNOWS THE WORD MISCHIEVOUS!!!), interrogating (I just wanted to say the word, even though I dooo like to ask questions.) self, I whashooped over to le Mama's laptop and got to work on her column! It was her new-ish column called "The Hoarse Whisperer" for BusinessWorld, and she left several spaces (going down) from the words "Suggested Heading:" So... Everyone who wants to see what I can best remember from what I typed, read on! Those who obviously know that whatever I type is usually the weirdest stuff the world will ever see, you may skip. Even If you know that whatever you're going to skip to will be weird anyway. A warning to all viewers: My blog is an endless trap-maze-labyrinth-thingy. (axa: MAMA!!!! SHE KNOWS THE WORD LABYRINTH!!!)
'Neways...

The Glorb Whisperer
by Erika
For whenever you want it, 2007

In 2010, "Karoline Baylon" will become the proud name of a brand of Crocs shoes made out of glorb. In 3000, "Jhianna Gonzales" will become a brand that manufactures basketballs made of glorb. The news behind all this glorb is that it attracts dogs 5 continents away. If, by any chance, you have already digested some of this glorb pudding, an estimated 50% of dogs in the world will be after your intestines. If you have any comments on "Glorb Awareness Month", email me at faithee_roberts@yahoo.com. This is Squish Bambooface, proud dominator of the pizza toppings in the classroom.

Anybody who dosen't already know, which is most of the world, faithee_roberts@yahoo.com is my classmate's e-mail address. So, if you were to email her...
hehe. ~Ai Sora

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