Hewo. I'm the Homestaw Wunner.

Hello, everybody. I watched Spidey 3 yesterday! Yay, Spidey! I'm not gonna give any spoilers, though. I made an unfinished fanfic which I will post here that I will soon finish!!! (Crossover between Teen Titans and Homestar Runner.) Here goes...


It was a normal, ordinary, boring day in Titans Tower. Robin fell asleep in the middle of training somehow, (It must be pretty odd to see someone asleep in a punching position.) Cyborg and Beast Boy fell asleep on the couch. Starfire was bushed from shopping with Silkie all day. Everyone was asleep except Raven. She quickly turned the computer on before anyone woke up. She was going to search for images of "cat blobs" to save to her folder! The (for some strange reason, all explodey) ImAgIn 2.0 was still on top of their PC monitor, dusty from the last fanfiction in which it was used. But as she scanned the Bookmarks Toolbar, she noticed a little tab with, on it, what looked like an "h" and an "r" in a circle, with "Homestar Runner" labeling the tab. Raven clicked on it...

BLINDING VOIP!!!!!!!

“Huh… Whe-where am I?” Raven said. In front of her was Homestar, blinkingly staring at her. “You must be new hewe. I’m the Homestaw Wunnew! Everybody Everybody thinks I’m a tewiffic athlete. “ A strange looking green dragon with one buff arm ran past. “Whewe-I mean, where am I?” Raven said astonishedly. “Why, you’we in… FREE COUNTRY USA!!!!!!!!! Home to gween eggs and ham!” “I don’t understand. How did I get here?! And who are you?! And why am I on some kid’s computer screen?!” Raven shouted in fear of the big box with words under it that she was in. “Fiwstly, you came hewe in a blinding voip news and resources thing voiced by Strong Bad. Secondwy, I’m Homestaw Wunnew! And thiwdly, you shouldn’t make too many fouwth wall bweakages. Though if you want weal wisdom, ask Homsar.”

And so the quest for Homsar begins!

(to be continued!)